I hate dicks who can’t fucking drive
One day I was riding my bike to school (just like every person should) and I always have to beat the early city bus that is always en route to school, I race two buses, Queensland and Downie. I pwn each bus on a daily basis, except for one day, I was speeding along the street, eager to beat the buses, then some fucker passes me, RIGHT AT THE FUCKING INTERSECTION. There was like no fucking room and this person was really old, not like “Oh she’s a little old lady” more like “Holy shit why are you even driving?”.
So I brake and sure enough, I hit her, serves her right for stopping 3 feet in front of me. Upon hearing the slam she gets out of her car, I said “What the fuck are you doing?!” and she groans and says in this really old-lady type voice “Why did you hit my car?”. Of course I reply with “Your driving skills suck balls, you stopped like 3 feet in front of me you old witch, lets get moving”, she then takes her old bony ass finger and pokes me in the chest and says “Why you little runt, I’m telling your mother!”. Ooh, big whoop, like she’s actually going to find me.. but meanwhile, amidst her concluding statements on how I should apologize for hitting her damn Oldsmobile, SHE’S HOLDING UP TRAFFIC. stupid bitch thinks she can mess with me? Nope, “LISTEN, you old fucker, get a life okay? There isn’t any damage to the fucking car, it was entirely your fault for passing, take some advice here, GET OFF THE ROAD YOU WRINKLEY HAG.”, after that, her almost-turned-to-dust head of hers was too pwnd to respond, thus getting into her car and driving off.
She better of learned her mistake, I refuse to apologize to her. You would agree, as she was holding up traffic (like 4 cars and ONE OF THE BUSES) and she was disrupting my peaceful biking, yes I ended up beating the buses (barely) and I never saw her again. Yet.
UPDATE: I then saw her the next day, she gave me a dirty look, I gave her the finger.
[tl] Take this note into consideration (like you already haven’t)