Energy Drinks= Vomit
One day I decided I was gonna take a ride on the wild side and buy an energy drink, my first choice, Five-O Energy. I then got a taste and sloshed it around in my mouth, and letterally puked. It said ‘natural flavor’ on the can, BULLSHIT. I’d rather kill myself by holding my own breath, it tasted like a monkey and a rhino had a baby and the baby puked and then a dog ate it THIS WAS LIKE THE REAR END OF THAT DOG. Horrified, I still drank it because it was blazing hot outside.
Few months later I tried TaB, that bullshit put out by Coca-Cola that’s ultra expensive, but it was the best so far..
The companies are also giving these things weird ass names like ‘Monster’ and ‘Red Bull’. More like ‘Monster Fucked’ and ‘Red Bullshit’, I’ve shit better things than what these people come up with as names. Which brings me to my own ‘extreme’ energy drink.
But there is hope for such energy drinks, its called Vault, and it tastes like genetically modified lemonade, it actually tastes good, and it doesn’t empty your wallet, at $1.59+tax CDN, its the cheapest I’ve seen. I’ve been writing this article, just with a few sips of Vault. KICK ASS
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