Kill All People Who Enjoy Easy Listening Music
Weeks ago, I noticed that someone was listening to music, I didn’t care because everything I like is correct. He then replied with, “Oh I’m just listening to some easy-going music, like jazz and classical”. Hey dipshit, there’s a reason why they’re called the blues, because no one in there sane minds would ever listen to it. Another thing, why do you think they stopped playing classical music, whoops! DUMBASS ALERT GOING OFF! THEY STOPPED PLAYING IT BECAUSE IF YOU SUCKED AT IT, YOU’D GET HANGED! Who listen to that shit anyways, its crap.
Also, opera. Fucking fatass people singing in some other language you’d never understand, just standing there for hours on end, straining their vocal cords by screaming at the top of their lungs, some may call it ‘harmony’ or ‘angel-sound’. FUCKING NO! The only thing harmonic about it is leaving the fucking place, and have you ever heard angel-sound Reverend Dumbfuck? Wait, let me answer, NO!
Other people piss me off about their damn religion, so who gives a shit? I don’t care about your ‘Jesus’ getting nailed to a fucking cross! If I was him, I wouldn’t take that shit, because you know what, I wasn’t a fucking pussy, I didn’t go around saying “Yeah I’m the son of God, you should follow my beliefs as they are correct”, then some fucking Jews kicked him in his Holy Balls and carried him off and stabbed him to a cross. Then fucking religion-whore Mel Gibson makes a movie about it (which might I add, sucked). If you’re anything like me (and you aren’t) then you hate seeing people suffer, because it takes longer for them to die. Just get it the fuck over with and like shoot them. Fuck. I didn’t know it was such a science to pull a fucking trigger.
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