Reasons why the iPhone can suck it
Seriously, when I first heard the iPhone was coming, I said to myself, “Apple is surely going to fuck this one up” and sure enough, they did. Only selling them in the U.S. and giving them all to AT&T which by the way can suck my nuts. Steve Jobs said it would be ‘revolution’, well so far, its been the smudgy piece of shit that can’t even do simple tasks like INSTANT FUCKING MESSAGE. Way to go dipshits, you’ve really set the bar.
Do you wanna know a proper phone? The Nokia E70.
I don’t have one of these works of art/technology/brains/non-bullshit-phones but rest assured I WILL HAVE ONE OF THESE. And theres the iPhone, just another thing classified but putting the un-capitalized letter ‘i’ in front of the word. When Steve Jobs released the iPhone, he said it was a 3-in-one package, an iPod, a phone, and an ‘internet communications device’, nice brushing up on your 1337 there jackass. Real Original.
I have also compiled this chart to see how the iPhone stacks up against the Nokia E70:
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Any iPhone owners should now go to suck someones balls because they just got owned by the NOKIANS BITCH.
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