Crocs: Wear them if you happen to be gay.
A few years ago, a new trend started appearing everywhere, or should I say every-wear, they’re Crocs, they look like flip flops made of rubber and someone stamped treads on the bottom and drilled shitty holes in them. Remember, on ly wear them if you are gay or have a brain tumor the size of my fist.
I decided one day I’d try these $40 shoes, and what do you know, they’re squishy and ‘mold’ to your feet. When I walked outside, I was greeted with the brisk feeling of AIR on my god damn feet, when I was walking, they felt as if I were walking on mini-trampolines. They come in the gayest of colours and dumb-ass sizes.
Later in the year, I went out East (Martimes), we went to the beach one day, I had brought the putrid shoes with me to see their ‘water action’ in action. Once we were back at the cottage, my feet ached, I looked at my feet, huge fucking blisters and rashes. Also the sand was near fucking impossible to get out.
Well, I may have only wore them twice, then my feet grew and winter soon came. So $40 down the shit-hole. Never turned back. Never will.
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