Can anyone die in fires? NO!
This question came to me as a statement, “Yeah some one died in a fire, how tragic”. Boo fucking hoo, that only shows how much of an idiot they are, like heres five ways to get out of a fire alive without doing the shitty crawling on your hands and knees, feeling doors to see if they’re warm, or any of the bullshit they taught you in school.
- Fucking run, its a lot faster than crawling, if there are flames, FUCKING JUMP THEM YOU PUSSY! If you do it right, chicks will be humping you left and right, that is, if the fire doesn’t burn your junk.
- Buy a fire extinguisher, fire is totally vulnerable to foam, use it wisely.
- Don’t be a dick, use fires outside of home, or if you must, turn up the thermostat. (If you have balls you don’t need heat)
- Only dumb people burn themselves, although, they are the ones who burn down the foundation anyways.
- Make your house fire-proof, cover it in kevlar while you’re at it.
So I hope these tips work, actually, they will work. Guess what? They’re working now, you aren’t on fire, the only time you should be on fire is when you simultaneously combust, that’s just so awesome. Just think, you’re sitting down eating a steak, and then this guy bursts into flames, what do you do? Sit and watch? No! Dump kerosene on him you idiot!
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