April 2011
1 post
Hey guess what Japan, I don't care about what...
Fuck me sideways. Looks like the world is doing everything it’s supposed to and the whole of human race is shitting themselves because they say it’s the end of the world.
Listen up here, in the words of George Carlin, the world is going to be here for a long long time, WE are going to be the ones who are dead.
And now there’s an earthquake in Japan, that country WAY across the...
August 2010
2 posts
Fuck stopping global warming! Let's speed it up!
Stephen Hawking has announced recently that we have only two centuries left on this earth, and if we don’t move to Mars, we’ll be extinct.
Not only will anyone who heard you say that, Stephen, be dead, but I think no one gives a shit.
Here’s why:
TWO CENTURIES
Obviously those are the key words here, the main idea if you will, no one on this earth right now will be alive in...
December 2009
1 post
If you disagree with me, you are wrong.
Have you ever noticed anyone who has emailed me about something that contradicts one of my arguments and has been right? I haven’t. Anyone who goes against my opinion is usually not very intelligent.
An example is last week when I had an amazingly long and pointless back and forth with some loser 13 year old on Facebook because he was being an annoying fuck who didn’t know when to...
November 2009
1 post
“I don’t even know how I came upon your blog, but I read your tumblr, and...”
– This is what I like to see in my inbox, not mindless bitching about my amazing abilities to write
October 2009
2 posts
Fuck H1N1
It’s bullshit, stop worrying about it, because if you worried about swine flu for even a few minutes, you’re a pussy. Stop learning shit from CNN and go out and take some risks.
But for me there aren’t any risks as I am totally awesome.
Apparently, this fucking thing has become a ‘pandemic’, why? The normal flu (which kills thousands more people, therefore more...
Have you ever noticed every person of authority is...
Whether it be cops, teachers, or some fat fuck who thinks he knows what he’s doing, they’re all afraid of being proven wrong. Seriously, they all try to seem correct when they’re doing shit, and when you find a better way to do it, they go ape shit on you.
Think about it, this time I’ll flag the server to get email replies. This time I’m actually asking for proper...
August 2009
1 post
This is why I hate YouTube
I was recently browsing the popular website YouTube, because I can, and I use it. But almost every fucking day, there is something that really pisses me off, and I can’t fucking stand it. It can be something misleading, some loser vlogger, or someone who somehow got popular from nothing, and can get away by posting anything. Well this certain something-that-pisses-me-off has all three...
June 2009
1 post
defMAIL →
Where all your shitty hate mail will go. Feel the shame.
[toughluck]
May 2009
5 posts
I Just Think These Lyrics Are Amazingly Bad ass:
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Win The Game
OK, so we all know there is ‘the game’, a stupid mind control game (which is pretty clever, but retarded in a sense) of which thinking of ‘the game’ causes you to lose it. Webster’s dictionary defines a game as some boring stuff, but a key point came up, games must be able to be won and lost. When you win, you can choose to play again or not. When you lose,...
Reply to GM Article (New Hate Mail)
From: jackohm0019@*****…
To: toughluck.tns@gmail.com
Flags: Hate_mail
Subject: whats wrong with gm?
Msg: I cant believe ur hatin on gm! what did they ever do to u? ur first car will prolly b a gm and theyll still be goin they alwyas have a bckup plan. u sed it urself that 30 yrs ago thay had to get a loan and they payd it bak eventually! so lets give em another chance!
p.s. i sent a...
I Hope GM Burns Into a Huge Pile of Plastic and...
I’m just saying, it would make everyone happier.
So, as we know, the government has said, “OK, have some money, but be back on your feet later.”
Well, IT’S LATER GM, PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND SMELL THE ROSES
If there is someone smart enough out there to fix GM’s problems, its me. Let’s begin:
1. Money
Get it from some country thats already fucked and...
UPDATE
Holy shit really?
-reverted the theme to the original one (the other ones were too damn boring)
-search
-probably a new article soon
So thats it… really good update
[tl]
April 2009
2 posts
Hello! Russia! (New Hate Mail)
I’ve been recently deleting a lot of email because its all full of shit to begin with, but I was looking at some of the email addresses and I got one with ‘.ru’ at the end of it. This was kind of odd, so I went for it.
It was in English! Here’s what it said:
“hai ur siet sux soo much, ur opinions r gay, i cant stand how mcuh………”
It goes...
How to STFU about the Economy
I’m making this so all of those loser assholes who keep bitching about, “Oh no I lost all my money and I’ve just been laid off!”. Well I have news for these people (who might be you).
Nobody gives a shit
The money isn’t gone, you’re just too stupid to take care of it
Follow those two steps and you can get yourself to a better tomorrow, and everything on the...
January 2009
2 posts
New post, tomorrow
Look, I’m not trying to be a dick or anything I just don’t really have any time right now. It’ll hopefully come down tomorrow, don’t you worry
[toughluck] -actually go ahead and worry anyways, I don’t want you to feel special
Yes this site will now be updated.
I am now working to get a new look to the site, and will make a new update tonight or tomorrow, stay tuned
[toughluck]
August 2008
1 post
10 Reasons why I hate EBGames
You can trade and save with EBGames! Fuck you. Here’s why I say fuck you:
Total rip off- I got NASCAR 09 for the two player action and the point of turning around and destroying everything behind you. Except there isn’t any two player mode for a single XBOX, only online. The only NASCAR game in the fucking world that I think doesn’t suck doesn’t have two player. The point...
July 2008
1 post
11 Cars That Can Aesthetically Pwn a Honda Civic
This is a list of cars that rule, because I got an e-mail saying Honda Civics were the best thing to ever happen. Yeah, right.
Lotus Exige
2. TVR T440R
3. Nissan GT-R
4. Ferrari 430 Scuderia
5. Lamborghini Reventon
6. Caparo T1 (yes it’s real)
7. Any McLaren, which means…
8. McLaren Mercedes SLR (McMerc)
9. Koenigsegg CCX
10. B.Engineering Edonis...
March 2008
1 post
Why Everything I Hate Sucks
Small rant about the things I hate, people I hate and overall things I would’ve prefered to not happen. 1. iPods and Apple Why the fuck does anyone buy those? Becaus they’re total morons who left their brain stagnant at the age of six, back then, everybody wanted to be someone else, in this case, every dick hole on the planet seems to have an iPod, “Oh but the new one has a...
January 2008
1 post
I have no respect for bus people
Its 2008 and someone decided to kick off the celebration with a bang, an extremely annoying bang indeed, it all happened on the bus. (of all the things in the world, it had to be a bus) Some dickless shit-nosed prick decides to take the seat beside me, WITHOUT my own permission, thus swinging their big fat ass legs around into the seat and proceeds to take off her back-pack, HITTING ME. I could...
December 2007
2 posts
BSE sucks, to retarded shit monkeys (New Hate...
Around 2 in the morning last night, I got an e-mail, I got up and surely enough, it was named “BSE Sucks”, although, it was spelled like this, “bse sux”. Believe it or not I recieve hate mail all the time.. mostly because of X-Realm and its lack of updates, but this one was about the iPhone, the person who wrote it, wrote it like they just came out of MSN pre-school, so I...
Wal-Mart, not that bad.
Ever see those commercials saying that (or making it seem) Wal-Mart is an evil company, that it lays off people and rejects people jobs. It also says they sell toys and brands from China, let me ask you something, SO DOES EVERYTHING ELSE. Jesus fuck, most of the shit used to make that commercial, CAME FROM CHINA you fucking idiots. Its like saying that Canada is bad but we love hockey, what kind...
November 2007
11 posts
Fuck you school
Everyone has been to school, you didn’t like it, most people say “It gives education” yeah right, to what? Fucking shit I don’t want to know, computer geeks/kings don’t need to know fucking Canadian history or geography, that’s only if you are developing for Google Earth, and you need like straight A+ to get to Google, like holy shit, they must make like...
I hate dicks who can't fucking drive
One day I was riding my bike to school (just like every person should) and I always have to beat the early city bus that is always en route to school, I race two buses, Queensland and Downie. I pwn each bus on a daily basis, except for one day, I was speeding along the street, eager to beat the buses, then some fucker passes me, RIGHT AT THE FUCKING INTERSECTION. There was like no fucking room and...
You are all iBitches
A few days ago, I released BPE, Best-Podcast-Ever, the first one was about the iPhone and the iPod touch. Both are the same, except the iPhone, is a phone, they are the fucking same, get used to it. Anyways, there were a few things I want to clear up with some assholes viewers. I was tired, I can’t think straight, I know its a home button, its a mic too, how do people hear you on the other...
Facebook, more like Facefucked
I have the awful feeling of facebook, its the most pointless idea. Its everything put into one, but shittier, so whats with the whole connect to your friends bullshit? They made MSN for that, and sending messages, photos and files? They invented Pownce and Jaiku for that. Even a ‘wall’ what the fuck? THATS FUCKING GRAFITTI YOU IDIOTS. Besides, its a fucking blog. Its also...
Fucking Nintendo/Sony
I’ve been introduced to many things in my life, sometimes they are good, sometimes they suck like your mom and your ballsack. But one thing has popped out at me like a nuke at a hippy conference. Nintendo. Worst graphics I’ve seen on a next-gen console are on the fucking Wii. I know everyone can just back this up by saying “Oh but they’re fun”, they may be, but I like...
I hate people who think they're cool
Sometimes when I’m not admiring how great I am, I surf the internet like the rest of you, except I do it better, I’ll sometimes rummage through piczo sites. I ahte the fact that people think their site is so kick-ass becasue they put a bunch of shitty gifs all over, when I see a webpage like that, IT KILLS MY FUCKING BANDWIDTH! Or even they think they are so hardcore because they think...
Energy Drinks= Vomit
One day I decided I was gonna take a ride on the wild side and buy an energy drink, my first choice, Five-O Energy. I then got a taste and sloshed it around in my mouth, and letterally puked. It said ‘natural flavor’ on the can, BULLSHIT. I’d rather kill myself by holding my own breath, it tasted like a monkey and a rhino had a baby and the baby puked and then a dog ate it THIS...
Kill All People Who Enjoy Easy Listening Music
Weeks ago, I noticed that someone was listening to music, I didn’t care because everything I like is correct. He then replied with, “Oh I’m just listening to some easy-going music, like jazz and classical”. Hey dipshit, there’s a reason why they’re called the blues, because no one in there sane minds would ever listen to it. Another thing, why do you think they...
Reasons why the iPhone can suck it
Seriously, when I first heard the iPhone was coming, I said to myself, “Apple is surely going to fuck this one up” and sure enough, they did. Only selling them in the U.S. and giving them all to AT&T which by the way can suck my nuts. Steve Jobs said it would be ‘revolution’, well so far, its been the smudgy piece of shit that can’t even do simple tasks like...
Crocs: Wear them if you happen to be gay.
A few years ago, a new trend started appearing everywhere, or should I say every-wear, they’re Crocs, they look like flip flops made of rubber and someone stamped treads on the bottom and drilled shitty holes in them. Remember, on ly wear them if you are gay or have a brain tumor the size of my fist. I decided one day I’d try these $40 shoes, and what do you know, they’re squishy...
Can anyone die in fires? NO!
This question came to me as a statement, “Yeah some one died in a fire, how tragic”. Boo fucking hoo, that only shows how much of an idiot they are, like heres five ways to get out of a fire alive without doing the shitty crawling on your hands and knees, feeling doors to see if they’re warm, or any of the bullshit they taught you in school. Fucking run, its a lot faster than...
September 2007
6 posts
ANd..
kris is considering Pownce! WHOOPEE
YAY
Finally I got kris as a friend, damn his blog is complexx lmao i so jealous.
Updates Lacking
Hey you probably noticed that i do not update this often because I have school and stuff, things that get in the way. So for a small update I’m adding new links to the bottom of the page!
Great Idea For Easy Money
Yesterday, when I was trying to sleep, I thought of a way to get easy, scam-free money to people who need it! You’ve all heard of those Million Dollar lotteries for breast cancer and stuff, but have you ever thought of just giving the jackpot to the breast cancer societies and such? I mean, the only reason less research has been committed is because THEY HAVE NO MOOLAH!! So if you are going...
Why I have so many sites now...
Well, its quite simple, I love making websites with (as many of you know) buddy kris (who designs graphics and the layouts) our most successful site, X-Realm.tk, which is a comic, which does NOT relate to us in anyway possible, its just a funny website, so get used to it. Yes, we’ve been told that we “abandon” websites for no apparent reason, its because we don’t want to...
I has a blog.. to myself
Hey I just wanted to inform people of my new blog, thats right, MY new blog! Anyways, what I don’t post to my Pownce site (pownce.com/toughluck) I’ll post here! Such as new games and what I’m doing, my Pownce is for things that I think you should see, check back here every couple of days to see how its goin!