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“I don’t even know how I came upon your blog, but I read your tumblr, and you, my good sir, are fucking hilarious.”
— This is what I like to see in my inbox, not mindless bitching about my amazing abilities to write
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Fuck H1N1

It’s bullshit, stop worrying about it, because if you worried about swine flu for even a few minutes, you’re a pussy. Stop learning shit from CNN and go out and take some risks.

But for me there aren’t any risks as I am totally awesome.

Apparently, this fucking thing has become a ‘pandemic’, why? The normal flu (which kills thousands more people, therefore more awesome) comes around EVERY year, and its the same shit, just different origins.

And if you’re that afraid, go get the vaccine, if you still complain and you don’t want the vaccine because some random person died from it, then I will punch you in the fucking throat and shove a shotgun up your time wasting ass and blow your shit out of your mouth.

If I’m being overreactive, then bite me, because its really fucking annoying.

I really hope I get H1N1 (unlikely) just to show you how bullshit it is, and how much it isn’t different from normal flu.

Wanna know why I can’t get it? Because I have something better than any vaccine, its called an immune system, and its kick ass

P.S. I’ve had sick people around me all week this week, and I feel fine.

[toughluck]

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Have you ever noticed every person of authority is afraid of failure?

Whether it be cops, teachers, or some fat fuck who thinks he knows what he’s doing, they’re all afraid of being proven wrong. Seriously, they all try to seem correct when they’re doing shit, and when you find a better way to do it, they go ape shit on you.

Think about it, this time I’ll flag the server to get email replies. This time I’m actually asking for proper responses. Add to your subject line Authority Sucks.

[tl]

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This is why I hate YouTube

I was recently browsing the popular website YouTube, because I can, and I use it. But almost every fucking day, there is something that really pisses me off, and I can’t fucking stand it. It can be something misleading, some loser vlogger, or someone who somehow got popular from nothing, and can get away by posting anything. Well this certain something-that-pisses-me-off has all three elements.

Who fucking cares?

Obviously 29,816 idiots who think “Oh how cute, its a baby, being called a monster! Adorable!”. No. This is not entertaining in any way, apparently the law says you have to be 13 to be on Youtube, not 2 god damn years old. And 22 hours ago, this video was posted, and has 20,000+ views, so about 1,000 people/hr watched this, I didn’t, because I’d rather rip my own eyes out, and feed myself to Oprah Winfrey, that fat bitch.

Oh yes, the elements, it has all three:

  1. Misleading: I could’ve expected it to be some form of sludge that turns into a huge fucking robot that a ninja would have to kill, which it wasn’t
  2. It is some loser vlogger
  3. And they obviously can get away with posting anything, seeing as they posted a two year old on Youtube, I fucking hate children.

I hate children because of their innocent smiles (which are a masquerade to cover up for what they did in the other room), their puppy dog eyes (also a masquerade), and they fucking stink, and their manners suck fat dick.

Win

So there you have it, I hate Youtube, and fascist children.

[tl] -I flagged the mail server to delete any e-mail that is relevant to this article

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I Just Think These Lyrics Are Amazingly Bad ass:

Pitchshifter - As Seen on TV (Martin Akin Rmx)

Another group of monster teenagers shot up their school today.
What makes them do it?
Video games?
Marilyn Mason?
Oh It can’t be the parents,
or the fact that school sucks,
or that the jocks do get patted on the head every time they beat up the weirdos and the jobs you get once you graduate from school are stupid boring meaningless and a dead end to insanity!
I can’t deny it’s killing me,
No-one loses on TV.
On TV (3x)
When Sport Utility Vehicles are no longer enough … you need THE TERMINATOR.
Stuck in traffic in Los Angeles?
Drive over the tops of everybody else.
You’ll crush ‘em before the Cops can catch up with you.
Your precious artefact child needs to be safe.
They’re talking to a kid who’s skin is a different colour?
Grab the kid and mow ‘em down!s
I can’t deny it’s killing me,
No-one loses on TV.
On TV (3x)
Each new hot generation has a statement they wanna call their own.
Tattoos?
Piercing?
That’s for Moms and Dads.
What you wanna do is spend your allowance on Devil horn implants,
Elephant Man head,
designers tails, third leg, fourth leg - everyone a hermaphradite!
No-one loses on TV,
On TV (3x)
And on a lighter note …

[toughluck] -I want to make that Terminator

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Win The Game

OK, so we all know there is ‘the game’, a stupid mind control game (which is pretty clever, but retarded in a sense) of which thinking of ‘the game’ causes you to lose it. Webster’s dictionary defines a game as some boring stuff, but a key point came up, games must be able to be won and lost. When you win, you can choose to play again or not. When you lose, you’re naturally obligated to try again. But the game’s creator hasn’t outlined how you win the game. Well here’s how:

Simple: When you’re not think of it (99.9% of your time), you’re technically winning. When that nanosecond of thought gets processed into your head of “Oh shit I lost”, then you lose, then you continue winning.

You wanna know who made you think of this stupid ‘game’?

Fag

Feast your eyes on this faggot

If you’re actually stupid enough to believe this guy made the ultimate game, I feel sorry for you. Actually, no I don’t. HAH

Alternate Theory for winning:

So, this is my theory of how you can “win” the game and actually be aware of it while doing so. So, what you have to do is simply constantly think about the game without ever stopping. What this will do is only make you lose the game once ever, compared to everyone else who will lose the game multiple times in their lives. Of course, this does put us in a constant state of loss, whereas people who lose it multiple times will actually be in a state of winning at some points in their lives. But, when they are winning, they won’t know it anyways. So we may as well just continually think about it, and therefore, only lose it once.  This also allows us to be fully aware that we have only lost the game one time ever. So technically, this doesn’t teach us how to win the game. But it does teach us how to lose it less frequently. Good luck, and may your thoughts always stay on the game (so you’ll only lose once)
[tl]

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Reply to GM Article (New Hate Mail)

From: jackohm0019@*****…
To: toughluck.tns@gmail.com
Flags: Hate_mail
Subject: whats wrong with gm?
Msg: I cant believe ur hatin on gm! what did they ever do to u? ur first car will prolly b a gm and theyll still be goin they alwyas have a bckup plan. u sed it urself that 30 yrs ago thay had to get a loan and they payd it bak eventually! so lets give em another chance!

p.s. i sent a virus with this email
—Sent 5/19/2009 16:54:56—

#reply
From: toughluck.tns@gmail.com
To: jackohm0019@*****…
Flags: none
Subject: RE: whats wrong with gm?
Msg: OK, let’s pick this apart piece by piece.

1. I don’t give a shit
2. They didn’t do anything for me, thats the problem, they’re taking taxpayer dollars to make shitty cars
3. My first car will be an import, at least they don’t suck (except for Civics, those horrid rot-boxes)
4. HAH backup plan? Fuck that shit
5. Yeah, payed it back in 30 years.
6. No, I won’t give them a chance, not until they make their cars really cool looking

“i sent a virus with this email”? WOW! It’s amazing that you can send an invisible virus as your message included no attachments or macros, and I open the messages on my UNIX machine, which there are no known viruses for. Checkmate
—Sent 5/19/2009 18:17:32

[toughluck]

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I Hope GM Burns Into a Huge Pile of Plastic and Debt

I’m just saying, it would make everyone happier.

So, as we know, the government has said, “OK, have some money, but be back on your feet later.”

Well, IT’S LATER GM, PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND SMELL THE ROSES
Copyright [tl]

If there is someone smart enough out there to fix GM’s problems, its me. Let’s begin:

1. Money
Get it from some country thats already fucked and no amount of money can save them, like, all of Africa. Don’t borrow money from the U.S. and Canada, because we know you can’t pay it back, GM is like that guy who smokes pot across the hall from you who always never asks for much, then he asks for rent a few times, you give it to him and in 30 years its payed off, now he’s asking again, and you STILL give him the money, WHY? Because the you (U.S.) are a moron, start importing some decent cars for once

2. Eco-friendly cars
OH FUCK THAT, you can’t save the Earth, you broke it. So now that its damaged, get in your Corvette and go drive

2a. We’re running out of fossil fuels
Stop bombing the shit out of the middle East! Canada has plenty to go around for a long time

2b. But we’ll run out eventually
Yeah but we’ll be dead by then anyways

3. New, efficient, highly stylish, cheap, eco-friendly cars are on there way!
OK, let’s pic this apart one by one…
3a. New
Yes they are, but we’ve had this technology for YEARS, and no ones decided to put it in a car
3b. Efficient
They have more problems than the things they’re “fixing
3c. Highly stylish
GM Highwire
What are you, high?

There’s only one good looking eco-friendly car..
Tesla Roadster
Still, only goes for so long, then you have to charge it for several hours

4.Too many GM companies
Yeah, keep one, Chevrolet, they make some cool stuff

In conclusion:

GM: Give our money back
Everyone who owns a GM car: Seriously?

And just like an Apple product [minus keyboard], I feel like I have to be gay to own one

[toughluck] -Or GM could become an apple whore house so they can iFuck with eco-friendly touchscreen

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UPDATE

Holy shit really?

-reverted the theme to the original one (the other ones were too damn boring)
-search
-probably a new article soon

So thats it… really good update

[tl]