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Hey guess what Japan, I don’t care about what happened to you.

Fuck me sideways. Looks like the world is doing everything it’s supposed to and the whole of human race is shitting themselves because they say it’s the end of the world.

Listen up here, in the words of George Carlin, the world is going to be here for a long long time, WE are going to be the ones who are dead.

And now there’s an earthquake in Japan, that country WAY across the ocean, and people in nice un-interrupted houses are planning to move away because they’re afraid of some possible toxic death cloud coming from our Asian neighbours? Listen up here, if you’ve been alive in at least the past 20 some odd years, you’ve probable been in a building FILLED with Asbestos, which is quite deadly, and very flame retardant, which is no fun for badasses who like to torch buildings on their break, like me. (ahem)

So what the god damn fuck are people afraid of? Some radiation? Don’t you think smoking your cigarettes and your eating your Big Macs is something to be a little bit more concerned about instead of some tiny island that gets hit by typhoons all the fucking time? Personally, as an asshole, I don’t care about Japan, or Haiti for that matter. Because there was an earthquake in Chile that actually fucked up the Earth, made it slower moving actually. And there was 100% less relief efforts for Chile than there were for Japan, a fully developed country with lots of money. Oh, wait, why are we sending them supplies and money again? RIGHT BECAUSE YOU’RE ALL MORONS.

Nobody sends SHIT for ANYTHING that happens in North America, because everyone else except most of Europe (the not French Europe) thinks we have it made, we don’t need help or anything. Well guess what, Hurricane Katrina, the largest recorded hurricane to date, happened 6 years ago, and it STILL looks like a sewer grate shit itself 10,000 times over. Lots of homeless people, lots of people dead, and I never heard of ONE relief effort. Not even here in Canada, and if there was one, I certainly did not contribute, because it’s not happening to me and I made the smart choice to be born in a country that, you know, actually sort of has it made. Because in the end, who really cares, I don’t for certain, and if you do, you’re an idiot and I hope a cliff forms in your back garden and you fall off of it into a pool of lava. Then suffer a bit then die.

Although that whole Japan thing made a lot of funny videos of shit getting wrecked, I lol’d. Oh, it wasn’t for lols? Then why the fuck was it so funny? You’re the douchefag who posted it in the first place.

[tl] -I may actually start posting again after a decent hiatus

Fuck stopping global warming! Let’s speed it up!

Stephen Hawking has announced recently that we have only two centuries left on this earth, and if we don’t move to Mars, we’ll be extinct.

Not only will anyone who heard you say that, Stephen, be dead, but I think no one gives a shit.

Here’s why:

TWO CENTURIES

Obviously those are the key words here, the main idea if you will, no one on this earth right now will be alive in 200 years, so it shouldn’t fucking matter.

And I’m all for going to Mars, but it takes almost 260 days to get there, and you can only do it every 26 months (when Earth and Mars line up properly) [src]

But if Stephen Hawking thinks we can get to Mars and colonize it and make it a new planet to fuck up then it must be feasible, right?

Not really, if only every two years you can make a trip to Mars, where you can only bring so much cargo to plant a tree or make an eco-dome or something, then we’d have to send a shit ton of ships all at one time, or colonize all of Mars in a matter of 100 trips (2*100=200 for the slow).

And if you have a word to say about that, let me know, because I think in less than 200 years we will begin to lose the resources we need to get to Mars and back again, then we’ll be fucked.

So everyone who reads this, go live your life, go drive a car, and stop being such a pussy about how humanity will melt and your children will suffer, because face it, you got to live your life, now do the classical situation which will be our ultimate demise, “let someone else fix it”.

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If you disagree with me, you are wrong.

Have you ever noticed anyone who has emailed me about something that contradicts one of my arguments and has been right? I haven’t. Anyone who goes against my opinion is usually not very intelligent.

An example is last week when I had an amazingly long and pointless back and forth with some loser 13 year old on Facebook because he was being an annoying fuck who didn’t know when to shut his fucking face.

Also in music: I hate when I say something against someone’s taste in music, and they say that their band is better because they’re more ‘awesome’. That isn’t a way to measure the pure ability of a band, idiot.

Let’s do this right now: AC/DC, Metallica, Megadeth and Led Zeppelin.

AC/DC is acclaimed by most of my friends as being the best, because of Angus Young, now no doubt he’s a talented guitarist, but he can’t just be amazing because someone called him ‘awesome’. You have to have backing, I mean, it’s not like he started a revolution of really much of anything, every band of his time played the same shit. AC/DC is a great band, but they’re quite old now, and I totally respect that they’re still at least trying to keep going, but you need to stop while you’re still on top.

Metallica: Just like Slayer, they are far too over-rated, I didn’t like their two latest albums for obvious reasons.

1. St. Anger because it was absolute shit
2. Death Magnetic because they tried too hard

And people are always telling me “Oh well that’s your opinion”, or “Yeah but they started thrash metal”.

1. Of course it’s my opinion, and my opinion owns all, I don’t care what you say, I fucking rule.
2. I know they started thrash metal, then lots of other people continued it, and still do it, Metallica kind of fucked themselves over later

Megadeth is on the top of my list for favorite bands. Why? Because Dave Mustaine was hardcore, if it were anyone else doing the stuff he did, they would’ve died twice over. Without him, there wouldn’t be a Metallica or Cliff Burton for that matter, or even a spider chord, or even Kill Em All (Metallica’s debut album). He contributed a bunch to the world of metal. And Megadeth had/has one of the most talented guitarists out there, Chris Broderick, and Megadeth is always coming out with new and fresh songs. The only thing I don’t like about Dave is that he’s hardcore Christian or something, but as long as he plays some of the greatest music out there, I don’t give a moose’s last two shits what he his.

Now I put Led Zeppelin simply because without them and some other very influential bands, there wouldn’t be the music scene we see today, and people would disagree with that, but without Led Zeppelin and others, there wouldn’t be any of the above bands listed. Period.

And remember, if you don’t like it, go fall in a hole and shoot yourself.

[tl] -you can always plague the mail server, I don’t care.

Fuck H1N1

It’s bullshit, stop worrying about it, because if you worried about swine flu for even a few minutes, you’re a pussy. Stop learning shit from CNN and go out and take some risks.

But for me there aren’t any risks as I am totally awesome.

Apparently, this fucking thing has become a ‘pandemic’, why? The normal flu (which kills thousands more people, therefore more awesome) comes around EVERY year, and its the same shit, just different origins.

And if you’re that afraid, go get the vaccine, if you still complain and you don’t want the vaccine because some random person died from it, then I will punch you in the fucking throat and shove a shotgun up your time wasting ass and blow your shit out of your mouth.

If I’m being overreactive, then bite me, because its really fucking annoying.

I really hope I get H1N1 (unlikely) just to show you how bullshit it is, and how much it isn’t different from normal flu.

Wanna know why I can’t get it? Because I have something better than any vaccine, its called an immune system, and its kick ass

P.S. I’ve had sick people around me all week this week, and I feel fine.

[toughluck]

Have you ever noticed every person of authority is afraid of failure?

Whether it be cops, teachers, or some fat fuck who thinks he knows what he’s doing, they’re all afraid of being proven wrong. Seriously, they all try to seem correct when they’re doing shit, and when you find a better way to do it, they go ape shit on you.

Think about it, this time I’ll flag the server to get email replies. This time I’m actually asking for proper responses. Add to your subject line Authority Sucks.

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This is why I hate YouTube

I was recently browsing the popular website YouTube, because I can, and I use it. But almost every fucking day, there is something that really pisses me off, and I can’t fucking stand it. It can be something misleading, some loser vlogger, or someone who somehow got popular from nothing, and can get away by posting anything. Well this certain something-that-pisses-me-off has all three elements.

Obviously 29,816 idiots who think “Oh how cute, its a baby, being called a monster! Adorable!”. No. This is not entertaining in any way, apparently the law says you have to be 13 to be on Youtube, not 2 god damn years old. And 22 hours ago, this video was posted, and has 20,000+ views, so about 1,000 people/hr watched this, I didn’t, because I’d rather rip my own eyes out, and feed myself to Oprah Winfrey, that fat bitch.

Oh yes, the elements, it has all three:

1. Misleading: I could’ve expected it to be some form of sludge that turns into a huge fucking robot that a ninja would have to kill, which it wasn’t
2. It is some loser vlogger
3. And they obviously can get away with posting anything, seeing as they posted a two year old on Youtube, I fucking hate children.

I hate children because of their innocent smiles (which are a masquerade to cover up for what they did in the other room), their puppy dog eyes (also a masquerade), and they fucking stink, and their manners suck fat dick.

So there you have it, I hate Youtube, and fascist children.

[tl] -I flagged the mail server to delete any e-mail that is relevant to this article