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Win The Game

OK, so we all know there is ‘the game’, a stupid mind control game (which is pretty clever, but retarded in a sense) of which thinking of ‘the game’ causes you to lose it. Webster’s dictionary defines a game as some boring stuff, but a key point came up, games must be able to be won and lost. When you win, you can choose to play again or not. When you lose, you’re naturally obligated to try again. But the game’s creator hasn’t outlined how you win the game. Well here’s how:

Simple: When you’re not think of it (99.9% of your time), you’re technically winning. When that nanosecond of thought gets processed into your head of “Oh shit I lost”, then you lose, then you continue winning.

You wanna know who made you think of this stupid ‘game’?

Feast your eyes on this faggot

If you’re actually stupid enough to believe this guy made the ultimate game, I feel sorry for you. Actually, no I don’t. HAH

Alternate Theory for winning:

So, this is my theory of how you can “win” the game and actually be aware of it while doing so. So, what you have to do is simply constantly think about the game without ever stopping. What this will do is only make you lose the game once ever, compared to everyone else who will lose the game multiple times in their lives. Of course, this does put us in a constant state of loss, whereas people who lose it multiple times will actually be in a state of winning at some points in their lives. But, when they are winning, they won’t know it anyways. So we may as well just continually think about it, and therefore, only lose it once.  This also allows us to be fully aware that we have only lost the game one time ever. So technically, this doesn’t teach us how to win the game. But it does teach us how to lose it less frequently. Good luck, and may your thoughts always stay on the game (so you’ll only lose once)
[tl]

Reply to GM Article (New Hate Mail)

From: jackohm0019@*****…
To: toughluck.tns@gmail.com
Flags: Hate_mail
Subject: whats wrong with gm?
Msg: I cant believe ur hatin on gm! what did they ever do to u? ur first car will prolly b a gm and theyll still be goin they alwyas have a bckup plan. u sed it urself that 30 yrs ago thay had to get a loan and they payd it bak eventually! so lets give em another chance!

p.s. i sent a virus with this email
—Sent 5/19/2009 16:54:56—

#reply
From: toughluck.tns@gmail.com
To: jackohm0019@*****…
Flags: none
Subject: RE: whats wrong with gm?
Msg: OK, let’s pick this apart piece by piece.

1. I don’t give a shit
2. They didn’t do anything for me, thats the problem, they’re taking taxpayer dollars to make shitty cars
3. My first car will be an import, at least they don’t suck (except for Civics, those horrid rot-boxes)
4. HAH backup plan? Fuck that shit
5. Yeah, payed it back in 30 years.
6. No, I won’t give them a chance, not until they make their cars really cool looking

“i sent a virus with this email”? WOW! It’s amazing that you can send an invisible virus as your message included no attachments or macros, and I open the messages on my UNIX machine, which there are no known viruses for. Checkmate
—Sent 5/19/2009 18:17:32

[toughluck]

I Hope GM Burns Into a Huge Pile of Plastic and Debt

I’m just saying, it would make everyone happier.

So, as we know, the government has said, “OK, have some money, but be back on your feet later.”

Well, IT’S LATER GM, PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND SMELL THE ROSES

If there is someone smart enough out there to fix GM’s problems, its me. Let’s begin:

1. Money
Get it from some country thats already fucked and no amount of money can save them, like, all of Africa. Don’t borrow money from the U.S. and Canada, because we know you can’t pay it back, GM is like that guy who smokes pot across the hall from you who always never asks for much, then he asks for rent a few times, you give it to him and in 30 years its payed off, now he’s asking again, and you STILL give him the money, WHY? Because the you (U.S.) are a moron, start importing some decent cars for once

2. Eco-friendly cars
OH FUCK THAT, you can’t save the Earth, you broke it. So now that its damaged, get in your Corvette and go drive

2a. We’re running out of fossil fuels
Stop bombing the shit out of the middle East! Canada has plenty to go around for a long time

2b. But we’ll run out eventually
Yeah but we’ll be dead by then anyways

3. New, efficient, highly stylish, cheap, eco-friendly cars are on there way!
OK, let’s pic this apart one by one…
3a. New
Yes they are, but we’ve had this technology for YEARS, and no ones decided to put it in a car
3b. Efficient
They have more problems than the things they’re “fixing”
3c. Highly stylish

What are you, high?

There’s only one good looking eco-friendly car..

Still, only goes for so long, then you have to charge it for several hours

4.Too many GM companies
Yeah, keep one, Chevrolet, they make some cool stuff

In conclusion:

GM: Give our money back
Everyone who owns a GM car: Seriously?

And just like an Apple product [minus keyboard], I feel like I have to be gay to own one

[toughluck] -Or GM could become an apple whore house so they can iFuck with eco-friendly touchscreen

UPDATE

Holy shit really?

-reverted the theme to the original one (the other ones were too damn boring)
-search
-probably a new article soon

So thats it… really good update

[tl]

Hello! Russia! (New Hate Mail)

I’ve been recently deleting a lot of email because its all full of shit to begin with, but I was looking at some of the email addresses and I got one with ‘.ru’ at the end of it. This was kind of odd, so I went for it.

It was in English! Here’s what it said:

“hai ur siet sux soo much, ur opinions r gay, i cant stand how mcuh………”

It goes on for at least a paragraph, the main idea was he preferred his opinion about iPods to mine (which means its wrong). He argued at least 3 key points:

1. iPods are simplistic

Ok, but a Zune has 3 buttons, at last count, iPods have 5 (play/pause, next, previous, menu, select). The menus are WHITE on BLACK, easy to read. And the text is LARGE so you can read it.

2. iPods are inexpensive

How many time do I have to prove you wrong? Look at my easy diagram:

So what’re you paying another $20 for? A slightly larger screen? Mac support? It is not worth it, and it’s fucking curved! You can’t even put it on a table without it wobbling around .

3. iPods can have touchscreens

I don’t care if it comes with a Rolls-Royce! You’ll still have the same damn thing as everyone else! Here’s another chart proving why it’s a bad investment (let’s take the touch screen out of the equation):

Is a touch screen really worth $160? It absolutely is not. And the Zune has a hard drive, so it’s more reliable than flash memory (which eventually wears out).

The verdict: Simple! iPods are inferior to the wrath of the Zune, If you want to look like another conformist bastard iPod owner, go ahead. If you want to look like none of the crowd, to stand out with style (because if you buy it from Microsoft, you can get graphics on it), then by all means, buy a Zune 120 or a smaller one.

And to the man from Russia- Перейти ебешь себя и глупо устройство

[toughluck] -I actually own a Zune 8gb

How to STFU about the Economy

I’m making this so all of those loser assholes who keep bitching about, “Oh no I lost all my money and I’ve just been laid off!”. Well I have news for these people (who might be you).

1. Nobody gives a shit
2. The money isn’t gone, you’re just too stupid to take care of it

Follow those two steps and you can get yourself to a better tomorrow, and everything on the damn news won’t be about Wall Street, or GM’s 60th bailout or some shit, come on people let’s get back to the usual headlines of, “1000 people spontaneously combust at a Metallica concert”, or, “Steve Jobs only has 1 hour to live”!!

[toughluck] -now stop emailing me

New post, tomorrow

Look, I’m not trying to be a dick or anything I just don’t really have any time right now. It’ll hopefully come down tomorrow, don’t you worry

[toughluck] -actually go ahead and worry anyways, I don’t want you to feel special

Yes this site will now be updated.

I am now working to get a new look to the site, and will make a new update tonight or tomorrow, stay tuned

[toughluck]