Hey guess what Japan, I don’t care about what happened to you.
Fuck me sideways. Looks like the world is doing everything it’s supposed to and the whole of human race is shitting themselves because they say it’s the end of the world.
Listen up here, in the words of George Carlin, the world is going to be here for a long long time, WE are going to be the ones who are dead.
And now there’s an earthquake in Japan, that country WAY across the ocean, and people in nice un-interrupted houses are planning to move away because they’re afraid of some possible toxic death cloud coming from our Asian neighbours? Listen up here, if you’ve been alive in at least the past 20 some odd years, you’ve probable been in a building FILLED with Asbestos, which is quite deadly, and very flame retardant, which is no fun for badasses who like to torch buildings on their break, like me. (ahem)
So what the god damn fuck are people afraid of? Some radiation? Don’t you think smoking your cigarettes and your eating your Big Macs is something to be a little bit more concerned about instead of some tiny island that gets hit by typhoons all the fucking time? Personally, as an asshole, I don’t care about Japan, or Haiti for that matter. Because there was an earthquake in Chile that actually fucked up the Earth, made it slower moving actually. And there was 100% less relief efforts for Chile than there were for Japan, a fully developed country with lots of money. Oh, wait, why are we sending them supplies and money again? RIGHT BECAUSE YOU’RE ALL MORONS.
Nobody sends SHIT for ANYTHING that happens in North America, because everyone else except most of Europe (the not French Europe) thinks we have it made, we don’t need help or anything. Well guess what, Hurricane Katrina, the largest recorded hurricane to date, happened 6 years ago, and it STILL looks like a sewer grate shit itself 10,000 times over. Lots of homeless people, lots of people dead, and I never heard of ONE relief effort. Not even here in Canada, and if there was one, I certainly did not contribute, because it’s not happening to me and I made the smart choice to be born in a country that, you know, actually sort of has it made. Because in the end, who really cares, I don’t for certain, and if you do, you’re an idiot and I hope a cliff forms in your back garden and you fall off of it into a pool of lava. Then suffer a bit then die.
Although that whole Japan thing made a lot of funny videos of shit getting wrecked, I lol’d. Oh, it wasn’t for lols? Then why the fuck was it so funny? You’re the douchefag who posted it in the first place.
[tl] -I may actually start posting again after a decent hiatus

